1 00:00:07,189 --> 00:00:12,370 Hey, what's crackin'? Hey, uh, nothing much. Just coming home for a few days 2 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:13,370 the weekend. 3 00:00:13,530 --> 00:00:14,630 Well, how you been? 4 00:00:15,030 --> 00:00:16,029 I've been good. 5 00:00:16,030 --> 00:00:18,170 Yeah? Yeah, how have you been? 6 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:21,390 Your complexion looks nice. You look really cute. 7 00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:23,550 Oh, thanks. 8 00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:29,230 How have you been? Been a little bit. I've been, you know. 9 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,530 You seem a little depressed. 10 00:00:30,610 --> 00:00:32,210 Is your mind somewhere else? What's going on? 11 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:34,810 Huh? You seem a little upset. 12 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:36,050 Is something going on? 13 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:40,970 No. I mean, I'm supposed to head out to the pool party later. 14 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,410 So I'm in every time, huh? 15 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,150 Is that what's happening? 16 00:00:47,350 --> 00:00:48,129 Mm -hmm. 17 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:49,130 Yeah? 18 00:00:49,970 --> 00:00:53,970 I haven't seen you longer than 30 seconds, and you can't even hug me or 19 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:57,490 What? You didn't even say hi to me. What the hell? I'm sorry. You're trying to 20 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:59,530 get past me to go to a pool party. That's ridiculous. 21 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:01,370 What do you expect? 22 00:01:01,410 --> 00:01:04,209 I'm in college, and this is what all of my friends are doing right now. 23 00:01:04,510 --> 00:01:07,930 Well, I haven't seen you in forever. I just wanted to say hi to you. Will you 24 00:01:07,930 --> 00:01:09,730 sit down on the couch and talk to me for a little bit? 25 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:13,810 Fine. What do you want to know about? 26 00:01:14,270 --> 00:01:17,030 I want to know everything. 27 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:18,610 I want to know what you're studying. 28 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:21,830 I want to know if anybody's being mean to you. 29 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:24,130 I want to know if everybody's being nice to you. 30 00:01:24,830 --> 00:01:27,810 Okay, well, you know what I'm studying for, obviously. 31 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:29,910 Going to school to be a doctor. 32 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:31,750 Is that right? 33 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:34,070 Well... 34 00:01:35,150 --> 00:01:36,810 You know what? You change your managers up. 35 00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:39,590 You change your managers like boyfriends. 36 00:01:42,150 --> 00:01:47,210 You only get one life, okay? I have to make the right decision. Now you're 37 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:48,850 to med school. This is new to me. 38 00:01:49,330 --> 00:01:52,190 And I'm paying for it. My mom didn't tell you. 39 00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:55,670 No, she didn't tell me. She's out blowing some fucking bartender 40 00:01:56,410 --> 00:01:57,630 Your mom's a cheater. 41 00:01:58,230 --> 00:02:00,210 She's fucking bartending dickholes. 42 00:02:01,130 --> 00:02:04,690 This bitch has been fucking around on me. She's fucking with them bartenders. 43 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:08,250 Yeah, mom's a hoe. We all know that already. Yeah, she's back there riding 44 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:10,750 bars, sucking her dick holes, licking them fucking eggs. 45 00:02:11,470 --> 00:02:14,150 They're fucking flipping her upside down, eating her monkey. 46 00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:16,070 Does she still fuck your dick? 47 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:17,970 She ain't sucking my dick. 48 00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:21,110 I know them bartenders are sucking on her monkey. 49 00:02:21,690 --> 00:02:22,690 She's hot. 50 00:02:22,970 --> 00:02:27,370 True. Yeah, she's got that funky monkey monkey. 51 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:28,890 But not like her daughter. 52 00:02:29,830 --> 00:02:33,160 I wouldn't know anything. Yeah, but the thing about that, you just are a 53 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,440 younger, hotter version than her. 54 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:35,820 Exactly. 55 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:38,640 But, I'm assuming everything else is better too. 56 00:02:39,140 --> 00:02:42,440 But back to college. I want to hear more about what is cracking. 57 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:46,720 Nothing really. I'm supposed to go to a pool party tonight. 58 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:49,100 Might fuck someone, might not. 59 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,640 What the hell are you talking to me about that for? I don't want you having 60 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,660 with anybody. I don't need no damn grandchildren running around. I'm an 61 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:56,660 now, okay? 62 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:59,760 No, you're not old enough to be making that kind of decision. 63 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,080 What do you mean? Of course I am. 64 00:03:03,060 --> 00:03:05,520 I'm at the age I can fuck whoever I want now. 65 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,800 It makes me sad. 66 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,300 I don't want you to. 67 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,960 I just want you to all to myself. 68 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:18,880 And just stay here and play your little video games and hang out at the house 69 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,260 forever. No, Dad. 70 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,520 And go out back and play volleyball and act like you're cool. 71 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,260 One of those days. What happened? 72 00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:30,220 You ain't going to pool parties and suck the pecker holes? 73 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:36,660 I'll suck the pecker holes, but I'm not five. I'm not going to freaking... 74 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:40,260 What's funny about sucking pecker holes? I don't understand what you're doing. 75 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,440 Yeah, baby. 76 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:48,400 And you're going to lick... Don't be licking away at these old salty balls at 77 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,400 party. 78 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,360 Why not? 79 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,060 Because I may not have been for three or four days. You don't know who they are. 80 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:57,940 Interesting point, right? 81 00:03:58,260 --> 00:03:59,260 I guess so. 82 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:02,020 Who else am I supposed to fuck? 83 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:08,220 Well, there's always... There's always me. 84 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,660 I'm sitting here doing nothing these days. You're all grown up. I can do 85 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:19,060 whatever the fuck you want. You... I mean... Isn't that... You're my stepdad. 86 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:20,300 you think that's like... 87 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:26,300 Who knows? Who the fuck? I don't think anybody knows it's okay anymore, do you? 88 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:31,240 No. I mean, I guess mom is out fucking up other people right now. She's not 89 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,440 fucking getting her ass laid. 90 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,700 She is. 91 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:39,580 I don't doubt it. Why do you think that's funny? That's not funny to me. 92 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,580 She's not getting her ass laid. Well, it's funny to me. 93 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:47,640 Yeah, what about me? I'm sitting here all alone, sad, depressed. So find 94 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:48,640 to get laid with. 95 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,260 I will. How about this? 96 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:51,820 How about... 97 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:54,960 You show me what you got in your bag. I have a feeling you have something in 98 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:55,960 there. What is in there? 99 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:02,300 It's just my bathing suit for the pool party. Oh, see, I knew you were rocking 100 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,220 something. Trying to hide something in that little bag. 101 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:08,320 I knew you had something going on. There better not be no drugs in there. 102 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:09,640 No drugs. 103 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,240 It's just the bikini. 104 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:15,040 This is out of control. You come to visit for the weekend just to go to a 105 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,320 party? Well, yeah. 106 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:20,030 I'm not going to just... Sit around and wait at the house. It's boring. 107 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:22,870 You've got to come party and get your ass waked. That's not cool. 108 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:24,150 Yeah. No. 109 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:26,490 I'm a college girl now. Come on. 110 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:29,010 That's what you guys do? I have to have fun. 111 00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:32,390 Well, you know what? Life isn't all fun and games. 112 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:36,530 Sometimes you've got to take things serious, like trying on baby pictures. I 113 00:05:36,530 --> 00:05:40,530 take sucking dick very seriously. What the hell? Don't say that to me. 114 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:43,650 I'm going to cry. 115 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:46,470 It's scary as hell. 116 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:53,940 I mean, 117 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,700 you said it yourself earlier. 118 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:58,520 I got an idea. 119 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,040 How much money you got for this pool party? 120 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,139 Not enough. 121 00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:06,620 Do you want to show up and be the life of the party with a bunch of cool stuff? 122 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,320 What do I have to do? 123 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:12,440 What do you mean, what do you have to do? Look at you jumping to conclusions. 124 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:16,390 Look. I will let you have one of those credit cards in there. 125 00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:18,370 Two. 126 00:06:18,490 --> 00:06:21,490 Okay, two credit cards. You take two. I don't care which ones you take. It 127 00:06:21,490 --> 00:06:22,349 doesn't matter to me. 128 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:25,210 I'll just take the rest and owe them. Get reimbursed. 129 00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:27,510 I'll give it down. 130 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:28,690 You know? 131 00:06:28,770 --> 00:06:31,110 But you know what? You're already going to have to dig out and try on those 132 00:06:31,110 --> 00:06:33,830 bathing suits for me if I can tell you if you should rock them or not. 133 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:35,910 Fine. 134 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:39,230 That's one. Yeah, you need some money. Look at you. I knew it. That's why you 135 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:41,370 came home. You needed fucking money. I do. 136 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:44,890 So why didn't you just do that when you walked in the door instead of being 137 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:46,690 like, you didn't even hug me. That was mean. 138 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:48,130 My feelings are hurt. 139 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:52,510 Oh, if you hug me, I'll unhurt your feelings. 140 00:06:54,170 --> 00:06:55,870 How about I unhurt your feelings? 141 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,610 Your feelings are hurt too. 142 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:00,790 So I never knew you weren't yet. 143 00:07:01,510 --> 00:07:03,110 That must be your only feeling. 144 00:07:03,550 --> 00:07:05,110 This is what you want me to put on? 145 00:07:05,330 --> 00:07:07,490 Yes, go ahead. Put it on. I want to see what it looks like. 146 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,480 What if your mom walked in right now? 147 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:25,360 She shouldn't care. She's fucked like ten allergies at least. 148 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,960 You know what's crazy? She's not going to walk in. You know how? I know. How? 149 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:32,120 Because I put a little fucking bug in her car. I know where she's at. 150 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,280 So she won't catch up? 151 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,140 No, she's not eating bugs. 152 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,880 So I can fuck your dick? 153 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:42,840 What the hell? You're a bad girl. You want to practice on me? Is that what 154 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:43,459 you're saying? 155 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:44,460 Yeah. 156 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:49,640 I just started college. I have to make sure that I'm good, okay? I have to 157 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:53,000 that. What are you telling me when I play Monday? What's this all about? 158 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:58,560 You want to give me a handy first and then see if you can work your way to 159 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,540 Of course. 160 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:05,620 Only if you give me the two credit cards, though. Not one. Two. 161 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:09,380 Yeah, it's all about the money, right? Yeah, right. I don't believe that. 162 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,100 There's something that tells me that. Is there? 163 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,880 Could be I 164 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:30,500 just 165 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:37,320 bought it and I spent all my money on it. You're taking 166 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,340 up my World War II documentaries that I watch religiously. 167 00:08:42,510 --> 00:08:44,490 You know how I am about my war documentaries? 168 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:45,569 I know. 169 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:47,370 I can't. I've got to watch all of them. 170 00:08:49,890 --> 00:08:53,470 But this is probably much better. Much, much better. 171 00:08:53,710 --> 00:08:54,710 It is. 172 00:08:54,770 --> 00:08:55,770 Turn around. 173 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:58,010 I've got to do titties with Perky. You're cute. 174 00:08:58,370 --> 00:08:59,370 Hello. 175 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:00,610 Look at you. 176 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:03,670 You're a bad girl. Don't do that. 177 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:06,290 You can't go to the party like that. That's not good. 178 00:09:06,670 --> 00:09:07,670 Why not? 179 00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:10,010 You're going to get in trouble. 180 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,480 The police will come and take you to jail. What every college girl wears now. 181 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:17,040 Okay, put your top on. Let's see what that says. 182 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:23,680 Is this what all the college girls are backing you? 183 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:28,120 Yes. I don't know what's going on in these damn colleges these days. What are 184 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,780 they teaching you anyway? Is it teaching how to respect it? Not yet? 185 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:32,580 Pretty much. 186 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,760 Well, that'll take you far in life. 187 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,700 Will it? 188 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,360 Well, yeah, it will. I promise you that. 189 00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:50,630 Oh, you're going to flop down and watch some TV with me? 190 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,230 I thought you hated those War Doctor movies. 191 00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:56,930 Normally I do. 192 00:09:57,570 --> 00:09:59,710 So, what about that handy? 193 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:06,790 What about, uh, I want you, like, you can just hold it, and if you're 194 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:09,790 uncomfortable, then you don't have to do it. But you can't tell Mom, alright? 195 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,070 Okay. Promise? 196 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:13,890 Promise. Alright, cool. 197 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,470 So, are you cool with this? Are you sure? 198 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,590 I've got a boner. I've got a razor. 199 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:20,330 Let me see. 200 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:25,770 What? 201 00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:28,170 I can't believe this. 202 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:31,490 Mom would freak out. 203 00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:32,950 What do you mean? 204 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:36,510 Mom would freak out if she knew that I was looking at your dick right now. 205 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:38,390 Do you not like it? 206 00:10:38,830 --> 00:10:39,830 I love it. 207 00:10:40,060 --> 00:10:41,420 But that's not the point. 208 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,400 Okay, you can just touch it. 209 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,020 Good job. 210 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,380 Touch it? 211 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,760 Okay, 212 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,260 Rose, that gives you a little moisture. 213 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:25,120 It's a lot bigger than I expected it to be. 214 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,420 Is that a good thing? 215 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:28,780 Yeah. 216 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:31,240 Mom should be happy with this. 217 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,740 I don't understand what her problem is. I don't know. 218 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,200 I don't know. 219 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,080 Why for me? 220 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,080 It's true. 221 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:50,540 To hell with the handy, huh? 222 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,160 All right, fuck that. You said you've been doing blowjobs. Let's see what you 223 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,160 got. 224 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,040 You want a blowjob? 225 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,640 Sure, why not? 226 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:00,780 If you're comfortable with it. 227 00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:06,560 Your terrible mom's not going to want it. 228 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:10,240 I'm not going to give a damn if she does. She can join in. She's just making 229 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,240 crazy every time. 230 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,360 That was all signature. 231 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,400 Who's better, me or mom? 232 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,460 You so far. 233 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,220 You just got started. 234 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,640 You want me to put a bowl in my mouth? 235 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:41,810 Hmm. 236 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:21,400 Thank you. 237 00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:12,910 You just came in my mouth. 238 00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:14,289 What's that? 239 00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:15,830 You just came in my mouth. 240 00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:17,050 I thought you were used to that. 241 00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,550 Yeah, but not by my stepdad. 242 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,560 How's it taste? 243 00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:26,060 Not too bad. 244 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,440 Better than I expected, to be honest. 245 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,940 You look pretty fucking awesome, too. 246 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,240 But here's the deal. 247 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:35,780 I'm not going to give you three credit cards. Just grab them out of my wallet. 248 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,180 Have a good time. 249 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:43,400 But be safe. Don't be getting cards and stuff like that. I won't. You promise? 250 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:44,760 Thank you, Daddy. 251 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:46,540 You promise? 252 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,280 No. I pinky promise. 253 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,060 No drugs, no alcohol. No drugs, no alcohol. 254 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:55,380 All right, well, you can grab your stuff and get out of here. I'm not going to 255 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,239 hang on to you. 256 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,240 Okay? 257 00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,300 Fine. All right. 258 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,160 I missed you. 259 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:05,440 I got to catch up with you, even though it was really weird circumstances. 260 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:12,579 Well, you know what? No one needs to hear this, but... No, they don't. 261 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:17,800 If you ever want to do it again... Oh, you're into it. Look at you. 262 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:19,960 You're naughty. 263 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:21,040 Where are the credit cards? 264 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:22,780 They're in the kitchen. 265 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,180 Hey, 266 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,859 hey, hey. What are you doing? 267 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,460 Making leftovers. 268 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,500 Making leftovers? For who? Yourself? 269 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,140 Well, for me and you. 270 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,420 For me? 271 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,620 I didn't do anything. Well, 272 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,600 that's the way to you. 273 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,840 To make leftovers for me. 274 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,240 Oh, my God. 275 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,900 Pretty fucking cool. 276 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,360 Yeah. 277 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:54,560 Sorry, I'm kind of spoiled and surprised. 278 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:57,900 I'm fine. 279 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:01,920 Anyway, if it doesn't matter, because I came in here to talk to you about 280 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:02,920 something else. 281 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,020 About what? 282 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,280 Well, I was thinking last night, laying in bed alone, staring at the walls like 283 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,280 I do every night. 284 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,420 And I was thinking, I kind of want you to move home. 285 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:14,440 I think it's the best choice. 286 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:20,300 I can't move home right now. I have all of my friends and... Well, you're going 287 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,300 to have to. 288 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,400 And I don't know what to tell you. 289 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,600 You have to tell that boyfriend of yours. 290 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:30,620 You know, he's got a cricket dick. He's got to fuck off. 291 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:35,640 His dick looks like a butt on an old t -shirt from the 20s. 292 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,480 Huh? 293 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,300 How do you know? 294 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,360 It looks like a stack of buttons. I thought they were jeans. 295 00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:43,980 Hmm. 296 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,980 You don't want to stack a button for the rest of your life, do you? 297 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,520 No. You want to stack it for dollars, damn it. 298 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,360 Why do you want me home? 299 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,560 Anyways, I want you to be here because I think I'm going to kick your mom out 300 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,560 and keep you. 301 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,540 You can't do that to mom. 302 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:08,620 Man, that bitch is out licking booty holes. That's all that's going down 303 00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:09,620 now. 304 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:10,860 The food's burning. 305 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,940 I will. I'll take it off the burner instead. 306 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:16,620 What the hell do you want me to do? 307 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:21,120 Do I look like Gordon Ramsay to you? 308 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:25,260 Enough dad joke. 309 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,700 Yeah, well, you know what? I want you to come home and I'm willing to pay for 310 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,700 everything. 311 00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:34,420 What do you mean pay for everything? 312 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:36,540 I will give you a new car. 313 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,200 I'll give you $100 ,000 and I'll pay for your entire moon and I'll pay your 314 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,940 student loans that way they don't bother you. 315 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,040 That is a pretty goddamn good deal. 316 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:50,800 Yeah, and I want you to fucking text that boyfriend of yours that he's got a 317 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,180 stack of buttons for a penis. 318 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,260 Fine. You'll do that? 319 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,800 The text is more important than the rest of it. 320 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:04,140 Yes, if everything that you just said is agreed on. 321 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,320 You will do it? You'll move home? 322 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,720 Yeah. 323 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,920 That's a lot of shit to offer, isn't it? That was a lot. That's like a car, a 324 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:18,860 hundred grand. That's like three years of having to do intern work and shit 325 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:19,860 after school. 326 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,019 I know. 327 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,180 That's why I'm going to come back. 328 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:24,080 Yeah, and then you can just work for me. 329 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,420 You can just, like, eat the day under my desk. 330 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,160 Just be like, hi, all day. That'd be awesome. 331 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:33,460 You're too cool. Too cool for school. 332 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,080 You are too fucking cool for school. 333 00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:37,640 Too cool for school. 334 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:41,000 You're going to have to walk in there. I want you to walk into your school and 335 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,560 tell the dean, look here, you son of a bitch, you're nothing to me. And I want 336 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,020 you to throw your spiral notebook at him. And then I'll zip away in my new 337 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,020 that you bought me? 338 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,019 Yeah. 339 00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:54,220 Deal. And then we'll go up into the hills and we'll fuck like animals. 340 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,320 Okay. People will hear us from all sides. 341 00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,540 It'll be romantic. 342 00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,890 You got a boner talking about that, don't you? 343 00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:04,670 Yes, I do. 344 00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:06,970 That's why I woke up with a boner. 345 00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:10,910 I can see it. 346 00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:13,410 You're being crazy. There's no boner. 347 00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:17,570 There's no damn boner. 348 00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:20,790 You're just trying to pick on me. 349 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:24,270 There's a boner that can stack a button. 350 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:25,910 It does? 351 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,170 Fuck you then. 352 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:30,760 Fuck you then. 353 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:31,900 You ain't doing shit. 354 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,100 I give you my big feet to fucking massage them. 355 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:41,000 I'd rather your dick massage my puppy. 356 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,360 How about that? 357 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,280 How about that? 358 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,519 Are you ready for that? 359 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,520 I don't know if you are. 360 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:49,540 You seem a little cocky since you went to school. 361 00:21:49,980 --> 00:21:53,820 But I wake up, you're in there cooking breakfast, your mom's out on business. 362 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,850 Licking booty holes behind the bar. I just couldn't resist ever since I sucked 363 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,490 your dick. And then I come in here to offer you to stay here. This thing's 364 00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:02,290 turning into something. It's getting dangerous. 365 00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:05,730 Ever since I sucked your dick. 366 00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:07,350 What about it? 367 00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:10,530 I've been wanting more. 368 00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:13,190 Wanting more? You've been thinking about it? 369 00:22:13,610 --> 00:22:14,870 A little bit, yeah. 370 00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:19,970 Really? Mm -hmm. I thought so. Me too. I could sense you were thinking about it. 371 00:22:22,690 --> 00:22:23,690 Anyways, yeah. 372 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:30,340 Do you want me to help you with it? Is that what you want? 373 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:34,500 Yeah. You want to help with that? You want me to help you out? 374 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,320 How about I help you out? 375 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,360 What do you mean? 376 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,880 Come here. 377 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,960 I'll show you. 378 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,980 Bend over, okay? 379 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:47,580 And I'll show you how this works. 380 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,400 How about that? 381 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,160 How's that feel? 382 00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:52,940 Okay. Okay? 383 00:22:59,690 --> 00:23:00,690 Do this. 384 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:07,810 Just like that. 385 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,910 Do that. 386 00:23:14,270 --> 00:23:16,250 And then you bend that way. 387 00:23:17,470 --> 00:23:18,470 Like that? 388 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,810 Yeah, like that. Just like that. 389 00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:25,610 And then we'll relieve you of all your stress, right? 390 00:23:25,950 --> 00:23:26,950 Yeah. 391 00:23:53,710 --> 00:23:54,730 I feel scared now. 392 00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:01,590 This is way better than any morning breakfast. 393 00:24:02,390 --> 00:24:03,390 So much better. 394 00:24:54,170 --> 00:24:55,630 Did you join that? 395 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,460 First thing in the morning. 396 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:49,880 Yeah. 397 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:51,840 What are you doing? 398 00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:24,800 I'm going to eat this fucking breakfast and get my mask off. I'm going to head 399 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,800 out then. 400 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,520 You're going to get cleaned up. We can hang out a little bit more I guess. 401 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,580 I'm going to pick up my mask off. 402 00:32:34,310 --> 00:32:36,010 I knew you would be in here. 403 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:39,630 You're going to be staying in here forever now. 404 00:32:41,410 --> 00:32:42,890 What are you dressed up for? 405 00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:44,590 I'm going to go see my boyfriend. 406 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:50,110 No. You're not allowed to see him anymore. No more stack -a -buttons. Come 407 00:32:50,390 --> 00:32:51,510 Stack -a -buttons is his nickname. 408 00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:54,250 His dick looks like a stack -a -button. 409 00:32:55,510 --> 00:32:56,489 No more. 410 00:32:56,490 --> 00:32:59,330 Stack -a -buttons. From a jacket from 1922. 411 00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:04,280 Come on, man. Probably. You're stacking buttons up in your butthole. What are 412 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,280 you doing? 413 00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:06,500 You need to get a grip. 414 00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:09,280 Taking you to church on Sunday. It's going to be fun. 415 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,280 So how are you going to convince me to... Maybe you can give me a blowjob in 416 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:19,780 confession, but... Anyways, you're not going to your boyfriend's because I just 417 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,680 shelled out a bunch of money and got you a car. 418 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:24,660 That dude's worthless and the dick looks like a stack of buttons. 419 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:30,560 I mean, I guess your dick is better than... Looks like a ballpoint pen 420 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,560 out of an office. 421 00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:35,740 Can't disagree. 422 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,140 Well, Jesus loves you. 423 00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:38,600 That's all that matters. 424 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,440 Anyways, you're not going, okay? 425 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,420 We already talked about this. You need to get him out of your head. 426 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,040 I'll bite you. 427 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,440 Fine. Then you're going to have to dick me down better than him. 428 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:57,100 I like how you submitted to it. You're like, fuck it. It's not even funny to 429 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,100 you. You're like, yeah, you did. 430 00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:00,830 Alright, 431 00:34:01,670 --> 00:34:04,050 cool. Well, I have to take you down better? 432 00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:05,930 We can do that. 433 00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:09,510 How about I just... I was going to work on my computer, but I can just pull my 434 00:34:09,510 --> 00:34:13,050 dick out and get it rock hard for you right away. You can finish that work 435 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:15,230 later. How about that? 436 00:34:16,050 --> 00:34:18,230 What do you think? 437 00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:20,370 I think yes. 438 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,750 You think yes? I think yes. 439 00:34:26,389 --> 00:34:28,690 Yeah, your cock is so much better than his. 440 00:34:29,190 --> 00:34:30,210 Really? You're sure? 441 00:34:30,530 --> 00:34:31,530 Mm -hmm. 442 00:34:32,710 --> 00:34:35,070 I don't think he's still here. He still dares me. 443 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:39,130 He's up to no good. 444 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:27,190 Oh! 445 00:35:57,670 --> 00:35:58,670 and harder. 446 00:36:57,660 --> 00:36:58,660 Yes. 447 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,040 Can you go from here? 448 00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:00,660 doggie 449 00:41:34,470 --> 00:41:35,470 I'm going to get some work. 450 00:45:35,950 --> 00:45:36,950 You want that one. 451 00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:13,300 You're gonna mark your territory? 452 00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:18,880 As long as you don't get it in my eyes. 453 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,460 You can mark this way all you want. 454 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,060 I want your big load. 455 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,500 I've always wondered what your gum was like. 456 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,760 Hmm. 457 00:48:46,030 --> 00:48:51,370 I think that I probably got a better facial than her 458 00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:59,610 Alright, well let's get cleaned up and get out of here. What do you say? I'm 459 00:48:59,610 --> 00:49:01,030 tired. Sounds good.